VIAGRA FALLS: WHO ASKED YOU BOB DOLE?
I thought those viagra pills were supposed to increase circulation to among other areas, the brain. Apparently Dole has a bad batch of the stuff, is off his scheduled protocol, or his arterial deterioration is so bad to his cortex that the blue pills ain't doing the job.

So now Dole, who among other things ran the second worst campaign in modern history, is weighing in with advice to conservatives now aka Rush Limbaugh and John McCain. Well thanks Bob, but with all due respect, the last thing we need is advice from a man who got slaughtered by a weakened Bill Clinton and who turned Jack Kemp into a moderate and great personal friend of Al Gore's. While we're at it, can we get advice from Gerald Ford and Bob Michael? The fact that they're dead should actually enhance their value as advisors.

Dole, like McCain, is a war veteran who suffered mightily as a result of that service...and because of that, we are not supposed to question him on anything, ever, for any reason. But also like McCain, Dole went from being a soldier to being a politician and never managed to have a furlough in the private economy along the way. And like McCain, he has no understanding of the private economy and those of us who live there....you know...the "Republican base." Also known quite often as "Rush Limbaugh's audience."

And armed with a total lack of understanding of the economy, the base or Rush, Dole has jumped ugly with talk radio and it's listeners over our reticence to join the BS Express and line up behind McCain. You see, Dole knows Washington and by God McCain is his man for the job. Afterall, Dole claimed that his "crowning achievment" in his entire congressional career (all 200 years of it) was the Disability Act...that brilliant piece of legislation that forced business owners who have wheelchair clients about as often as Wesley Snipes pays taxes to install very expensive ramps on their business entrances.

Of course, Dole joined libs and Democrats in this legislation....which begs the question: do you guys have any idea how many damn trees you killed for these ramps? But I digress. This was just one of many instances where reality challenged Republicans destroyed wealth with their knee jerk reaction to show how compassionate they were by making us spend OUR money. Hell, I guess we were lucky they let us keep that money for a period of time at all.

So Dole, who now with wife Liddy in the Senate (after she made millions running the Red Cross for years) surely lead all of recorded time with government money in their bank accounts, wants to lecture us on how we should react to having a clone of him carry our nomination torch.

Uh Bob..no thanks. You and Jack Kemp already showed us how to get embarrassed in a national election. Better double up on that Viagra also. You need more of that circulation going upstairs for a while.