TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE JIHAD: video being uploaded on YouTube among others. Links added soon.
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Twas the night before Jihad...And all thru Gitmo photo Cuba, Gitmo
Not a water board was stirring...Cuz it's torture...McCain said so.-------------pic of McCain
The interrogators were hung....by liberals who didn't care------------------------pic of marine
In hopes that Saint Obama....soon would be there.--------------------------------empty suit
The moderates were nestled....all snug in their beds
With visions of bi partisanship...dancing in their heads
And in in congress trial lawyers got rid of the FISA courts
While liberals remain scared only of...Limbaugh, Coulter, Hannity and Boortz----pics of four hosts
With Bin Laden in his cammies....and on his head an old turban----------------------pics of Bin Laden
He continues to plot destruction ...of everything urban.------------------------------------missile
In secrect does he peck out....on his blackberry...----------------------------------------blackberry PDA
Ordering a reign of holy terror...on a nation full of fairies
And out of the sky in the west...somehwere over L A X-------------------------------toy airplane
Fell nukes on the tarmac...where Clinton got a haircut and thought about sex-----cigar, then knee pads
And way up there in Philly...where Rocky Balboa once jogged-------------------------pic of liberty bell
Islamists stole the Liberty Bell....while liberals worried only about right wing blogs-------Mac laptop
And out in San Francisco....comes crashing down the Golden Gate----------------pic of GG bridge
While protestors got high in Berkeley...worried only about anti gay hate.
And out on the campaign trail....that of it which still remained...
in the name of "getting along"....America got McCained.....-----------------------------pic of McCain again....